Offensive
To the tune of "John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt"
Cock Gobbler, God damn fucking slut
Her job is my job too
Whenever we go out
The hashers always shout
There goes Cock Gobbler
God Damn fucking slut
Gah gah gah gah gah gah gah!!
Cock Gobbler, God damn fucking slut
Her tits are my tits too
Whenever we go out
The hashers always shout
There goes Cock Gobbler
God Damn fucking slut
Gah gah gah gah gah gah gah!!
Alternate verses with:
Her throat is my throat too
Her ass is my ass too
Her cunt is my cunt too
