The front is like a car
And the back is like a truck
The front is where you drive
And the back is where you

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You can take out classy ladies
You can take out dirty sluts
You can take them out to dinner
And then stick it in their

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You can take it to the brothel
You can take it to the store
You can fill the front with groceries
And then fill the back with

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