Well the front is like a car,
And the back is like a truck,
The front is where you drive,
And the back is where you… (chorus!)

ADDITIONAL VERSES:

You can drive to the brothel,
You can drive it to the store,
The front you fill with groceries,
The back you fill with… (chorus)

Well the front is where you fuck,
And the back is where you fuck,
The front is where you fuck,
And the back is where you… (chorus)

The back rides high,
And the front rides low,
I’ll give you a free ride,
If you give me a… (chorus)

You can pay with weed,
Or you can pay with gas,
If you don’t have either,
Then you can pay with… (chorus)

You can take out classy ladies,
You can take out dirty sluts,
In the front you kiss them softly,
In the back you do their… (chorus)