hypereader101@gmail.com – Hash House Harriers Songbook

Drink Drink Drink Your Beer

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 10:36:13 +0000

Drink drink drink your beer
To pay for your crime
Stop complaining about the taste
There’s no cum this time

Fuck a duck

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 10:34:10 +0000

Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutang
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the asshole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu
And that brings us back to
Down down down down down…

Hot Vagina

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 10:31:55 +0000

Hot vagina for your breakfast
Hot vagina for your lunch (pussy!)
Hot vagina for your dinner
It’s munch, munch, munch, munch, munch
It’s so tasty and delicious
Bite-size ready to eat
So grab your chick, give her a lick
Hot vagina can’t be beat!
Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
Someone’s in my sister I kno-o-ow
Someone’s in my sister’s vagina
Blowing like a dynamo
And going *motorboating sounds*

Assholes Are Cheap Today

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 10:22:49 +0000

Assholes are cheap today Cheaper than yesterday Little ones are half a crown standing up or lying down Large ones … Continue reading

Camel Toe

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 09:42:32 +0000

Such a beautiful girl
And your shorts are on so tight
That when you stand just right I can see it all

When you’re on the trail
And your shorts are soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette when I look down below
I see your camel toe

Your biscuit, beavage
I see your Hoover cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain’t hiding nothing
Your coochie, your snapper
You’re showing off your flapper

It’s your camel toe
It looks so nice so baby let it show
Just like a pink taco
I see your camel toe

Glorious victorious

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 09:40:01 +0000

Beer, beer, beer, beer
Beer, beer, beer, beer

Got drunk last night
Got drunk the night before
Gonna get drunk tonight
Like I’ve never been drunk before

Cuz when I get drunk I’m as happy as can be
Cause we’re all part of the Hasher family

Oh the Hasher Family
Is the best family
To ever come over
From Old Germany

You’ve got your high-ass drunks
You’ve got your low-ass drunks
You’ve got your Asian drunks
And we’re all fucking drunk

Singing glorious, victorious!
One keg of beer for the four of us
Singing Glory be to God that there are no more of us
Cause one of us could drink it all alone
Damn near, pass the beer, to the rear
Of the Hash House!

Shitty hare

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 09:33:07 +0000

Ohhh, there was no beer out there Ohhh oh, you’re a shitty hare Take some flour, and use it on … Continue reading

When it’s incest time in Texas

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 09:27:40 +0000

When it’s incest time in Texas No woman can be found And Grandma’s in the bathroom Her panties halfway down … Continue reading

Yankee Doodle

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:46:21 +0000

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a chicken
Stuck his finger up its butt
And called it finger lickin’

Whistle song

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:45:14 +0000

You seem to be forgetful Remind you, maybe this will So drink your beer, get out of here And bring … Continue reading