https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Fri, 07 Jul 2023 14:39:44 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2023/02/11/ive-only-half-a-brain-2/ Sat, 11 Feb 2023 17:56:16 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2023/02/11/ive-only-half-a-brain-2/ Continue reading I’ve Only Half a Brain]]> I could wile away the hours,
Searchin’ hills for flour,
Across a wide terrain. (repeat)
I’d be chipper, and I’d be cheerful,
If my stomach had a beerful,
‘Cause I’ve only half a brain. (repeat)
With my arms and legs akimbo,
I’ll be chasing after bimbos,
Through mud, thorns, and rain. (repeat)
I’ll be making lots of passes,
As I fondle all their asses,
‘Cause I’ve only half a brain. (repeat)
Chorus: I’ll do down-downs till the keg begins to spit,
Then I’ll fire one up and take a little hit,
I’ll impress the women with my charming wit,
As I shout out, “Show us your tits!”
Then my beer I will be sharing,
With them as their breast they’re baring,
Our urges unrestrained. (repeat)
Oh, our language will be rude as,
We exchange bod-i-ly fluids,
‘Cause we’ve only half a brain.

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