MastaBaba – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Tue, 30 Jun 2020 16:07:43 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 MastaBaba – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 How Much Beer Has He/She Been Drinking? https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/05/28/how-much-beer-has-he-she-been-drinking/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/05/28/how-much-beer-has-he-she-been-drinking/#respond Thu, 28 May 2020 02:23:17 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/05/28/how-much-beer-has-he-she-been-drinking/ Continue reading How Much Beer Has He/She Been Drinking?]]> How much beer has he been drinking,
he is looking mighty lit.
As we stand here are we thinking:
do we really give a shit?
Who’s that wanker,
so unseemly,
that his mum would surely frown.
Grab your beer and hold it firmly,
drink it, drink it, down, down, down.

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/05/28/how-much-beer-has-he-she-been-drinking/feed/ 0 640 I’ve Only Half a Brain https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/04/06/ive-only-half-a-brain/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/04/06/ive-only-half-a-brain/#respond Mon, 06 Apr 2020 05:59:24 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/04/06/ive-only-half-a-brain/ Continue reading I’ve Only Half a Brain]]> I could while away the hours,
Searchin’ hills for flour
Across a wide terrain.
I’d be chipper, and I’d be cheerful,
If my stomach had a beerful,
‘Cause I’ve only half a brain.

With my arms and legs akimbo,
I’ll be chasing after bimbos,
Through mud thorns and rain.
I’ll be making lots of passes,
As I fondle all their asses,
‘Cause I’ve only half a brain.

CHORUS:
I’ll do down-downs till the keg begins to spit,
Then I’ll fire one up and take a little hit.
I’ll impress the women with my charming wit,
As I shout out, “Show us your tits!”

Then my beer I will be sharing,
With them as their breast they’re baring.
Our urges unrestrained,
Oh, our language will be rude as.
We exchange bod-i-ly fluids,
‘Cause we’ve only half a brain.

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/04/06/ive-only-half-a-brain/feed/ 0 633 It’s a Small, Small Dick https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/12/14/its-a-small-small-dick/ Sat, 14 Dec 2019 19:49:27 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/08/24/its-a-small-small-dick/ Continue reading It’s a Small, Small Dick]]> Well it isn’t long and it isn’t thick,
It gets hard too slow and it cums too quick,
It gets lost in her twat but it’s all that he’s got,
It’s a small, small dick.

It’s a small dick after all,
It’s a small dick after all,
Always limp from alcohol,
It’s a small, small dick!

]]> 545 Where oh where were you last hash? https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/12/14/where-oh-where-were-you-last-hash/ Sat, 14 Dec 2019 01:28:16 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/08/20/where-oh-where-were-you-last-hash/ Continue reading Where oh where were you last hash?]]> Where o where were you last Hash?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You fat lazy bastard,
You weren’t even here!
So we fucked all the virgins,
And drank all the beers.

Where o where were you last Hash?
Why did you make us hash all alone?
You fat lazy bastard,
You weren’t even here!
So we DRANK all the virgins,
And FUCKED all the beers.

Drink it down, down, down, down….

]]> 541 Give Me That Good Ole Vino https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/12/14/give-me-that-good-ole-vino/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/12/14/give-me-that-good-ole-vino/#respond Sat, 14 Dec 2019 00:56:34 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/12/14/give-me-that-good-ole-vino/ Continue reading Give Me That Good Ole Vino]]> Aye-yi-yi-yi
Si-si-Signora
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero.

I like my Brandy, it makes me feel randy,
But give me the good ole vino.

I like my rum, it helps me to cum,
But give me the good ole vino.

And so on…

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/12/14/give-me-that-good-ole-vino/feed/ 0 606 Hot Vagina https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/26/hot-vagina-2/ Tue, 26 Nov 2019 19:35:44 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/26/hot-vagina-2/ Continue reading Hot Vagina]]> To the tune of I’ve been working on the railroad.

Hot vagina for your breakfast,
Hot vagina for your lunch,
Hot vagina for your dinner,
Just munch, munch, munch, munch, munch.

It’s so tasty and delicious,
Bite-size and ready to eat,
So grab your chick, give her a lick,
Hot vagina can’t be beat.

]]> 586 Can o’ beer https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/25/can-o-beer/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/25/can-o-beer/#respond Mon, 25 Nov 2019 03:50:50 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/25/can-o-beer/ Continue reading Can o’ beer]]> Oh I wish I was a little can of beer
(Can of beer!)
Oh I wish I was a little can of beer
(Can of beer!)
I’d go down with a slurp
And come up with a burp
Oh I wish I was a little can of beer
(Can of beer!)

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/25/can-o-beer/feed/ 0 585 Everyone’s fucking your mom https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/21/everyones-fucking-your-mom/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/21/everyones-fucking-your-mom/#respond Thu, 21 Nov 2019 01:41:43 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/21/everyones-fucking-your-mom/ Continue reading Everyone’s fucking your mom]]> No one…
Fucks like your mom,
No one sucks like your mom,
No one gives it away for five bucks like your mom,
And yes she’s the best when she’s fornicating,

Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!

No one…
Sounds like your mom,
No one pounds like your mom,
No one swallows the cum of hash hounds like your mom,
And fucking her’s simpler than masturbating,

Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!

No one…
Creams like your mom,
No one screams like your mom,
No one fucks like the whore of my dreams like your mom,
You can pick any hole she won’t keep you waiting,

Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!

No one…
Licks like your mom,
No one’s sick like your mom,
No one fills up her cunt with those dicks like your mom,
You can shit on her tits it’s humiliating,

Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!

No one…
Sluts like your mom,
No one struts like your mom,
No one takes it all night in the butt like your mom,
She’s a tramp and a champ when she’s copulating,
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!

No ones legs spread like your mom.
No one gives head like your mom
No one gets nasty and pisses the bed like your mom.
Her golden showers are so moisturizing…..

Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!!

No ones sweet like your mom
No one gets beat like your mom.
No one swallows 12 inches of meat like your mom.
Her black eyes are so captivating….

Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!

No one dies like your mom
attracts flies like your mom
Has squishy fuck holes for eyes like your mom.
I’m friends with jack so there is no cremating……..

Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!

No one grabs puss like your mom,
Has a bush like your mom.
One that wraps right round to her tush like your mom.
Her hairy gash is so titillating…..

Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!!

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/11/21/everyones-fucking-your-mom/feed/ 0 584 The S&M Man https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/10/19/sm-man/ Sat, 19 Oct 2019 23:40:50 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/10/19/sm-man/ Continue reading The S&M Man]]> Chorus:
(Oh!) The S & M man.
The S & M man,
The S & M man because he mixes it with love,
Makes the hurt feel good, the hurt feel good.

Who will run through shiggy, (Who will run through shiggy,)
Ripping up his flesh, (Ripping up his flesh)
And turn right around,
And repeat the bloody mess?

Chorus

Who cuts off your gonads,
Boils ‘em in a stew,
Later that evening,
He’ll feed ‘em back to you?

Chorus

Who can take a razor,
And no shaving cream,
Scrape her pussy bald,
While he listens to her scream?

Chorus

Who can take a bottle,
Shove it up your ass,
Hit it with a hammer,
And line your ass with glass?

Chorus

Who can take your penis,
Slam it in a door,
Slam it in a door,
So you can’t fuck anymore?

Chorus

Who can take a sander,
Make sure it’s Black and Decker,
Rub it up and down,
Until you’ve got a bleeding pecker?

Chorus

Who can take two ice picks,
Stick one in each ear,
And ride her like a Harley,
While he roots her up the rear?

Chorus

Who takes jumper cables,
Clamps one on each tit,
Starts up the car,
And electrocutes the bitch?

Chorus

Who can take a vagina,
Suck out all the yeast,
Spit it out into some dough,
And serve bread at the hash feast?

Chorus

Who can take a puppy,
Hold it by the ears,
Fuck it in the ass,
Until it sheds those puppy tears?

Chorus

Who can take a cheese grater,
Strap it to his arm,
Fist fuck the bitch
And make Vagina Parmesan?

Chorus

Who can take a baby,
Lay it on a bed,
Turn the bugger over,
Fuck the soft spot in its head?

Chorus

Who can take a little girl,
Before she’s on the rag,
Fuck her till she’s dead
And then toss her in a bag?

Chorus

Who goes to the abortion clinic,
Sneaks around the back,
Digs through the dumpster,
Until he finds a tasty snack?

Chorus

Who goes to the abortion clinic,
Fuck goin’ around the back
Kick down the front door,
And eat it out her snatch?

Chorus

Who can take a sawfish,
Ram it up yer bum,
Run it back and forth,
To make some rectal chum?

Chorus

]]> 577 Poetry https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/10/19/poetry/ Sat, 19 Oct 2019 23:33:38 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2019/10/19/poetry/ Continue reading Poetry]]> Chorus:
Poetry, poetry,
How do you like my poetry?
Not as mellow as Longfellow,
But its poetry!

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was white as snow,
And everywhere that Mary went,
That lamb was sure to go,
It followed her to school one day,
And a big black dog fucked it!

Chorus

Little Miss Muffett,
Sat on a tuffett,
Eating her curds and whey,
Along came a spider,
That sat down beside her,
And said, “What’s in the bowl, bitch?”

Chorus

There was an old lady who lived in a shoe,
She had so many kids that her cunt would fit over a trash can!

Chorus

Mary had a little lamb,
Its fleece was sodden red,
The reason for that, you see,
Was the pickaxe through its head!

Chorus

Jack and Jill,
Went up the hill,
Each had a buck and a quarter,
Jill came down with two-fifty,
What a whore!

Chorus

Little Boy Blue,
Because he needed the money!

Chorus

Little Jack Horner,
Sat in the corner,
Eating his sister Mary,
He stuck in his thumb,
And pulled out a plum,
And said, “Hey, what happened to the cherry?”

Chorus

When Mary had a little lamb,
The doctor was surprised,
But when Old MacDonald had a farm,
The doctor nearly died! (chorus)

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall,
All the kings horses and all the kings men,
Had one fucking big omelette!

Chorus

Mary had a little lamb,
Her father shot it dead,
She still takes it to school each day,
Between two hunks of bread!

Chorus

Jack be nimble, Jack be quick,
Jack jumped over the candlestick,
And singed his balls!

Chorus

Mary had a little lamb,
And it was always gruntin’,
She tied it to a five-bar gate,
And kicked its little cunt in!

Chorus

Old Mother Hubbard,
Went to the cupboard,
To fetch her poor dog a bone,
But when she bent over,
Rover took over,
Because Rover had a bone of his own!

Chorus

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
That’s what they tell me,
Because I’m blind!

Chorus

Jack was nimble,
Jack was quick,
But Jill preferred the candlestick!

Chorus

Mary had a little lamb,
She kept it in a bucket,
And every time she let it out,
Her Rottweiler would fuck it!

Chorus

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