Run2eat.h3@hotmail.com – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Tue, 21 Mar 2023 17:02:48 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Run2eat.h3@hotmail.com – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 Yorkshire https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/yorkshire/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/yorkshire/#respond Wed, 05 Oct 2022 19:31:30 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/yorkshire/ Yorkshire born, Yorkshire bred,
Strong in t’arm, thick in t’head

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/yorkshire/feed/ 0 1819 Waterloo https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/waterloo/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/waterloo/#respond Wed, 05 Oct 2022 19:30:01 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/waterloo/ Continue reading Waterloo]]> There’s a gentleman’s convenience
By the clock at Waterloo
And the Ladies is a little further down
For a halfpenny deposit you can hire a water closet
And the season ticket’s only half a crown!

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/waterloo/feed/ 0 1818 What do you do https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/what-do-you-do/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/what-do-you-do/#respond Wed, 05 Oct 2022 19:27:47 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/what-do-you-do/ Continue reading What do you do]]> What do you do if you need to have a poo
In the Scottish Countryside
Pull down your pants and suffocate an ant
In the Scottish countryside
Then take a leaf and wipe your underneath
In the Scottish countryside
Then take a spade and bury what you’ve made
In the Scottish countryside

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On the Bonnie Banks o’ Clyde
Wankin’ on the bankin’
Wi’ my lassie by my side
When my hand is on her breast
That’s the time that I like best
Oh I do like wankin’ on the bankin’

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No not my brother, mother,
I need a sheep to keep me warm through the night.
Bah bah bah bah etc

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/10/05/i-need-a-lover-2/feed/ 0 1814 P.O.T. https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/07/12/pot/ Tue, 12 Jul 2022 09:53:58 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/07/12/pot/ Continue reading P.O.T.]]> P.O.T, P.O.T what obscenity!
Should have worn a diaper if your bladder is so weak. HEY!
P.O.T, P.O.T seen by you and me. Should have gone before the run and not against a tree.

]]> 1702 Bohemian Catsody https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/04/13/bohemian-catsody/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/04/13/bohemian-catsody/#respond Wed, 13 Apr 2022 06:19:37 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2022/04/13/bohemian-catsody/ Continue reading Bohemian Catsody]]> Mamma I just killed a mouse
Put it in your bed.
I don’t think it’s dead……
Mamma, 9 lives just begun
But now I’ve thrown up somewhere
Mama meeeeeeooo
Didnt mean to break your vase
I just really like knocking shit off the tables!!!!
I’m a cat
I’m a cat
And to me nothing really matters.

Written By Run2Eat
April 2020

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My pussy has gone on a spree.
Looking for sexual fulfilment
I hope that it brings some for me

]]> 1081 Amazing Beer https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/amazing-beer/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/amazing-beer/#respond Tue, 02 Feb 2021 22:30:34 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/amazing-beer/ Continue reading Amazing Beer]]> Amazing Beer – a taste profound
A whole keg just for thee
The pack is lost, but home you’ve found
the beer check you can see
Amazing Grace Amazing Beer – a taste profound
A whole keg just for thee
The pack is lost, but home you’ve found
The beer check you can see

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All creatures short and squat
All things rude and nasty
The Lord God made the lot!

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