Uncategorized – Hash House Harriers Songbook

Me Say Headache

tserres34@gmail.com — Fri, 02 Jun 2023 14:35:25 +0000

Heeeaaaad-ache! Me say heeaaad-ache! Too much fun and I can’t find home Too much fun and I can’t find home … Continue reading

Walkin round in women’s underwear

smithboy95@gmail.com — Tue, 09 May 2023 22:15:11 +0000

Lacy things, The wife is missing. Didn’t ask, Her permission. I’m wearing her clothes, Silk pantyhose, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the store, There’s a teddy, Little Straps, Like spaghetti, They hold me so tight, Like handcuffs at night, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

In the office there’s a guy named Melvin, He pretends that I am Murphy Brown, He’ll say are you ready, I’ll say no man, Let’s wait until the wife is out of town.

Later on, If you wanna, We can dress, Like Madonna. Put on some eyeshade, And join the parade, Walkin’ round in women’s underwear.

Fuck a duck

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 10:34:10 +0000

Fuck a duck, a female duck
Screw a baby kangaroo
Fingerbang an orangutang
Let an elephant do you
Feel the penis of an eel
Whack the asshole of a yak
Masturbate with a gnu
And that brings us back to
Down down down down down…

Shitty hare

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 09:33:07 +0000

Ohhh, there was no beer out there Ohhh oh, you’re a shitty hare Take some flour, and use it on … Continue reading

Yankee Doodle

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:46:21 +0000

Yankee Doodle went to town
Riding on a chicken
Stuck his finger up its butt
And called it finger lickin’

Whistle song

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:45:14 +0000

You seem to be forgetful Remind you, maybe this will So drink your beer, get out of here And bring … Continue reading

Hash House H-A-R-R-I-E-R

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:42:49 +0000

I am a Hash I am a Hash House I am a Hash House H-A-R-R-I-E-R There’s S-H-I-G-G-Y In my H-E-A-R-T … Continue reading

God Bless My Underpants

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:41:14 +0000

God bless my underpants Brand that I like Stand inside them And ride them Between my buns when I run … Continue reading

Wings of an eagle

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:30:47 +0000

If I had the wings of an eagle,
If I had the eyes of a crow,
I’d fly above all God’s creations,
And shit on the hashers below.

Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the hashers below, below
Shit on, shit on,
Shit on the hashers below!

Amazing beer

hypereader101@gmail.com — Sun, 11 Dec 2022 07:27:07 +0000

A – maz – ing beer, A taste profound, A whole keg just for thee! The pack is lost, But … Continue reading