https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Mon, 10 Dec 2018 20:36:12 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/the-restroom-door-said-gentlemen/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/the-restroom-door-said-gentlemen/#respond Thu, 06 Dec 2018 13:08:38 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/the-restroom-door-said-gentlemen/ Continue reading The Restroom Door Said Gentlemen]]> The restroom door said “Gentlemen” so I just walked inside,
I took two steps and realized I’d been taken for a ride.
I heard high voices, turned and found the place was occupied
By three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse.
What could be worse,
Than three nuns, two old ladies and a nurse?
 
The restroom door said “Gentlemen,” it must have been a gag.
As soon as I did walk therein, I ran into some old hag.
She sprayed me with a can of Mace and hit me with her bag.
It just wasn’t cut out to be my day.
What can I say?
It just wasn’t cut out to be my day!
 
The restroom door said “Gentlemen” and I would like to find,
The crummy little creep who had the nerve to switch the sign.
Because I’ve got two black eyes and one high heel up my behind.
Now I’ll never sit in comfort or joy.
Boy oh boy!
Now I’ll never sit in comfort or joy.

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