camel – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Mon, 02 Jul 2018 14:10:26 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=7.0 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 camel – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 The sexual life of the camel https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/07/02/the-sexual-life-of-the-camel/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/07/02/the-sexual-life-of-the-camel/#respond Mon, 02 Jul 2018 14:10:26 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/?p=302 Continue reading The sexual life of the camel]]> The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphinx’s posterior orifice
Is filled with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile.

Singing rub-titty-rub-titty-titty-rub
rub-titty-rub-titty-yeah
rub-titty-rub-titty-titty-rub
The assholes are here to stay

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Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best
(Shag a wallaby)
Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best

Have a shag with a stag boys, have a shag with stag,
(Shag a wallaby)
Have a shag with a stag boys, have a shag with stag

Chorus

Alternative verses:
Change your luck with a duck, Chuck
A camel’s a hell of a lay, Kay
A moose is no bloody use, Bruce
You can shoot your load in a toad, dude
A rhino’s a hell of a treat, Pete
A mongoose is no piece of cake, Jake
You can come again in a hen, men
You can stuff your log in a frog, boys
You can stick your pole in a mole, Cole
Put your log up a dog, Claude

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