patch whore – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Sat, 23 Jul 2022 08:57:08 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 patch whore – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all! https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/07/28/patch-whore-gotta-collect-them-all/ Wed, 28 Jul 2021 14:39:09 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/07/28/patch-whore-gotta-collect-them-all/ Continue reading Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all!]]> I want to be the best patch whore
Like no hasher ever was
Left my dig-nity behind
To raise money for every cause
I will travel across the camp
Searching for patches and beer
“Hey you with that, flogger there
Would you like to spank my rear?”
Hey patch whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
Now challenge me!
I’ll add it to my Happi!
Hey, Patch Whores!
Oh, is that Malort?
*drinks from bottle*
Hey, Patch Whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
It comes in bluuuuue?
Of course I want that one too!
You trade me
And I’ll trade you
Heeeeey, Patch Whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
Gotta collect’em all!
Hey Patch Whores!

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Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all!
By Road Head with additions by The Sorting Rack

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