Santa – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Mon, 10 Dec 2018 20:42:21 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 Santa – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 Santa Claus is Cumming on You https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/santa-claus-is-cumming-on-you/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/santa-claus-is-cumming-on-you/#respond Thu, 06 Dec 2018 13:02:28 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2018/12/06/santa-claus-is-cumming-on-you/ Continue reading Santa Claus is Cumming on You]]> Oh you better beware,
It could be your turn.
You better prepare,
To be showered with sperm.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
 
He’s got a trenchcoat,
‘Cause he’s wearing no pants.
He’ll bugger you good,
If you give him a chance.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
 
He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping,
He’ll fuck you wide-awake.
He’ll leave you wet and dripping,
So lock your door, for goodness sakes!
 
He’s got a big fist
And jerking it twice,
He’ll pop a big load,
That’s his favorite vice.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!

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Had a very shiny chin,
Cuz when he blew old Santa,
Santa’d cum again and again.

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him gay,
Rudolph just smiled and puckered,
Cuz he was riding in the sleigh.

Then one horny Christmas Eve,
Rudolph porked Mrs. Claus,
Santa found out and kicked him out,
Saying how I’ll miss those jaws.

All of the other reindeer,
Laughed at Santa as he cried,
They knew what Santa didn’t,
Rudolph always had been Bi.

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