Singin’
We will we will hash you!
We will we will hash you!

Buddy you’re a drunk hound lost hound,
Shoutin’ in the street gonna find your way on trail some day,
You got blood on yo’ face,
You big disgrace,
Trippin over shiggy all over the place,

We will we will hash you,
(Sing it!)
We will we will hash you,

Buddy you’re an old hound horny hound,
Pleadin’ with your eyes gonna get you some sex some day,
You got tits on your face,
Big disgrace,
(Male Hasher’s name) in drag you should have said no thanks.

Singin we will we will hash you,
We will we will hash you.

You will, you will down down.
You will, you will down down.

Their drinking is compulsive,
Their running is convulsive,
They’re morally repulsive,
The Hash House Harriers

Their flatulance is rude and,
Their genitals protrude when,
They’re running in the nude in,
The Hash House Harriers

They’re always shiggy tracking,
From constantly bushwhacking,
Intelligence they’re lacking,
The Hash House Harriers

Hashers, meet the hashers,
They’re the biggest drunks in history,
From the town of …,
They’re the leaders in debauchery,
Half minds, trailing shiggy through the years,
Watch them as they down down lots of beers