marriage – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Mon, 19 Jul 2021 14:24:34 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 marriage – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 If I Were A Bachelor https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/06/06/if-i-were-a-bachelor/ Sun, 06 Jun 2021 17:36:27 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2020/09/30/if-i-were-a-bachelor/ Continue reading If I Were A Bachelor]]> If I were a bachelor, and if I were to marry,
I would want a carpenter’s daughter more than any other.
So I could screw, and she could screw, and we could screw together,
From late at night to early morn, screwing one another.

Chorus
In the morning, in the morning, in the morning by the sea,
In the morning, in the morning, in the morning by the sea.

Verses
Policeman’s daughter…bang
Shepherd’s daughter…ram
Icecream man’s daughter…lick
Swimmer’s daughter…stroke
Oil man’s daughter…pump
Carpet layer’s daughter…shag
Butcher’s daughter…pork
Vampire’s daughter…suck
Programmer’s daughter…byte
British banker’s daughter…pound
Waiter’s daughter…fork
Farmer’s daughter…plow
Dentists daughter…drill
Drummer’s daughter…beat
Coke dealer’s daughter….spoon
Boxer’s daughter….fist
School principal’s daughter…spank

]]> 839 Pest in my home https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/pest-in-my-home/ Tue, 02 Feb 2021 22:04:41 +0000 https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2021/02/02/pest-in-my-home/ Continue reading Pest in my home]]> There’s a pest in my home, that’s the bane of my life
He leaves UP the toilet seat night after night
Next week I am going to give him a fright
The seat will be up when he gets there!

Chorus:-
There’s nothing worse than to live with a pest
Gets on my nerves until I need a rest
Even in bed, he’s annoying at best,
And that’s the sad bit of my story.
I’m cooking and cleaning long hours every day
And washing his shirts till the grey’s gone away.
When the gra-ass needs cutting I know he will say Goodbye I am off to the Golf Club!

Chorus

I hold down a job, drive the kids near and far
While he has a drink with his friends in the bar.
And then he complains that I don’t wash the car, I really don’t know how I stand it!

Chorus

You may be asking what happens in bed
Not half enough is what most ladies said!
Most of the time he is snoring instead,
I think something’s got at his hormones!

Chorus

Unless I’ve a headache and just cannot shake it
When sex is on offer I always will take it,
But he goes so fast that I sometimes fake it
Where are the classes in foreplay?

Chorus

Oh a pest in the house, when he sits by the fire
Cutting his toenails just kills all desire
And so does the belly he calls his spare tyre.
Next week I am getting a lodger.

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