Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya
In Russian it means I love ya
If I had my way
I’d shit on ya all day
Shitonya, shitonya, shitonya

Cumonya, cumonya, cumonya
In Russian it means I love ya
If I had my way
I’d cum on ya all day
Cumonya, cumonya, cumonya

Fartonya, fartonya, fartonya
In Russian it means I love ya
If I had my way
I’d fart on ya all day
Fartonya, fartonya, fartonya

You are my hash shit, my only hash shit,
You make me stinky, when I wear you,
I’ll always add more, to your collection,
Oh, give my hash shit away

A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
To have a jolly good shit, (shit!, shit!)
He took his coat and his trousers off,
So that he could revel in it, (it!, it!)
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before,

“Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, je fait manure.

Ou est le papier?”

S-H-I, T-T-Y, T-R-A-I-L
Shitty trail (It sucked!)
Shitty trail (Totally fucked!)
I’d rather sit here
And drink my beer
Than run your shitty trail

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve seen it, I’ve seen it, I’ve been in between it,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

It would take a coal miner to find her vagina
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She married an Italian with balls like a bloody stallion
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

If she was my daughter I’d cut them a little shorter
’cause the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve felt it, I’ve smelt it, it’s just like a piece of velvet
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She slept with a demon who washed her with semen
And the hairs on her dicky dinah hang down to her knees.

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

She’s not a great looker, but everyone took ‘er
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I’ve touched it, I’ve licked it, it tastes just like brisket
And the hairs of her dicky dinahhung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

I folded her lips back, and there found a six-pack
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees

And they’re hares, and they’re hares,
And the hairs on the dicky dinah went down to her knees

(How many?)

One black one, one white one,
And one with a bit of shite on,
And one with a fairy light on to show us the way

The aroma it lingers, it smells like fish fingers
And the hairs of her dicky dinah hung down to her knees

It ruffled up its neck,
And shat a little speck,
And puckered up his little asshole

Asshole, asshole,
You’re nothing but a little asshole