wank – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com Sun, 06 Oct 2019 16:49:59 +0000 en-US hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.9.4 https://i0.wp.com/hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/cropped-logo.1024-2.png?fit=32%2C32&ssl=1 wank – Hash House Harriers Songbook https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com 32 32 135729776 Today is hashing day https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2017/09/17/today-is-hashing-day/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2017/09/17/today-is-hashing-day/#respond Sun, 17 Sep 2017 01:30:09 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/?p=173 Continue reading Today is hashing day]]> Without a tune. Adjust to match your own calendar.

Call: Today is a Monday!
Response: Today is a Monday!
Call: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)
Response: Monday is a wanking day! (wanking motion)

Chorus:
Call: Is everybody happy?
Response: You bet your ass we are!
All (raising cups over heads, making a full turn): Tada dee dum dee dum dee dum

Call: Today is Tuesday!
Response: Today is Tuesday!
Call: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)
Response: Tuesday is a finger day! (fingering motion)

Chorus

Additional verses:
Wednesday is a hmmmm day! (stick tongue between 2nd & 3rd fingers)
Thursday is a drinking day! (raise glass and drink)
Friday is a fucking day! (humping motions)
Saturday is a hashing day! (running motions)
Sunday is a day of rest (silence)

]]> https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2017/09/17/today-is-hashing-day/feed/ 0 173 What a wank https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2017/09/15/what-a-wank/ https://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/2017/09/15/what-a-wank/#respond Fri, 15 Sep 2017 17:50:30 +0000 http://hashhouseharrierssongbook.com/?p=96 Continue reading What a wank]]> To the tune of the William Tell Overture.

What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank, what a wank wank wank
What a wank, what a wank wank wank

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