To the tune of Ay, yai, yai, yai Canta y no llores.

Chorus:
Ai, jai, jai jai,
Si, si, señora,
My sister Belinda, she pissed out the window,
All over my brand new sombrero

Verse:
I like my gin, it helps me slip in,
But give me the good old vino,
It gives me a grand supremo

Chorus

Alternative verses:
I like my rum, it helps me to come,
I like my whiskey, it makes me feel frisky,
I like Drambuie, it makes my cum gooey,
I like Jack Daniels, it helps me fuck spaniels
I like my beer, it makes me feel queer
I like my beer, it makes my cum clear
I like my sherry, it makes me feel merry
I like my Guinness, it helps me to finish
I like Bacardi, it helps me to party
I like my brandy, it makes me feel randy
I like my stout, it helps me pull out
I like my lager, it helps me fuck harder