Call: I don’t know but I’ve been told
Response: Hashers shorts are filled with gold

Call: People say we’re primitive
Response: We say it’s the only way to live

Call: Run and drink in our underwear
Response: Following the trail set by the Hare

Call: Checking left and checking right
Response: This damn trails’ gotten outta sight

Call: Back check, what the heck turn ’round
Response: This damn Hare is goin’ down

Call: Got his shorts down around his knobby knees
Response: His ass and cock swinging in the breeze