To the tune of Yesterday.

Yesterday,
All my muscles seemed to feel OK,
Now my body doesn’t work today,
Oh I went hashing yesterday

Muscles ache,
They’d be better if I’d stayed in bed,
Now it feels as if they are made of lead,
Wish I had stayed at home instead

Why I ran that hash,
Was so rash,
But what the heck,
Yes, now it is clear,
I’m a mere,
Physical wreck

Bloodshot eyes,
And my tongue it is twice its normal size,
It,s at times like this I realise,
Hashing isn’t all that wise

Why I drank that beer,
Isn’t clear,
It’s just a blur,
I don’t feel so young,
And my tongue,
Is lined with fur

Yesterday,
Running seemed a healthy game to play,
Now my body is in disarray,
Oh I went hashing yesterday