Offensive

A John Valby Original

Chorus: Eat, Bite, Suck, Fuck, Gobble, Nibble, Chew
Nipple, bosom, hair-pie, finger-fuck, screw
Moose piss, cow pud, orangutan tit
Sheep pussy, camel crack, pig and lion shit

Verses:
Well I went down to (kennel name) and what did they do?
They took off their socks and they shoes
They took off their shirts and they took off their pants
I had a hunch they weren’t gonna dance

I once knew a girl who was big and fat
I can’t recall where that was at
Big old titties too big to hold
When it came to fucking just pick out a fold

Etc.