To the tune of "Nuttin' for Christmas'
Nothing for Hashmas
I set a trail that went nowhere
Hashers are pissed with me
I ran out of chalk and I don’t care
Hashers are pissed with me
I put 10 step ups on false trails,
skipped on my posted bail
I really should be in jail,
Hashers are pissed with me
Oh! I’m getting nothin’ for Hashmess
All of the Hashers are mad
I’m getting nothin for Hashmess
Cause I ain’t been nothin but bad!
I fart in circle every night
Hashers are pissed with me!
I’m digitizin’ left and right
Hashers are pissed with me!
I ate all of the ripple chips
Tripped the RA, broke his hip
Bit a Hash girl on the lip
Hashers are pissed with me!!
Oh! I’m getting nothin’ for Hashmess
All of the Hashers are mad
I’m getting nothin for Hashmess
Cause I ain’t been nothin but bad!
