Offensive
To the opening tune of The Mickey Mouse Club.
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L
Shitty Trail! Shitty Trail.
The motherfucker set a shitty trail!
I would rather drink beer than run your shitty trail.
S-H-I-T-T-Y T-R-A-I-L!
Drink it down, down, down, down…