To the tune of "If I Only Had a Brain" from The Wizard of Oz
I could while away the hours,
Searchin’ hills for flour
Across a wide terrain.
I’d be chipper, and I’d be cheerful,
If my stomach had a beerful,
‘Cause I’ve only half a brain.
With my arms and legs akimbo,
I’ll be chasing after bimbos,
Through mud thorns and rain.
I’ll be making lots of passes,
As I fondle all their asses,
‘Cause I’ve only half a brain.
CHORUS:
I’ll do down-downs till the keg begins to spit,
Then I’ll fire one up and take a little hit.
I’ll impress the women with my charming wit,
As I shout out, “Show us your tits!”
Then my beer I will be sharing,
With them as their breast they’re baring.
Our urges unrestrained,
Oh, our language will be rude as.
We exchange bod-i-ly fluids,
‘Cause we’ve only half a brain.
