To the tune of "Sweet Caroline" by Neil Diamond
Where it began, he couldn’t begin to know then,
Of how his game has grown so strong.
But here’s the thing,
This hash was so much better,
Way back before you came along.
Hands, touching hands,
Reaching out, touching me, touching you (use hand motions and pretend to beat yourself and friends off),
Sweet hare of mine!
(Down! Down! Down!)
Your trails have never seemed so good
(So good! So Good! So Good!)
I’ve been inclined,
To believe they never would,
But
now
I
Look at the night and it don’t seem so lonely.
We filled it up with so much booze (malort).
And when I hurt,
From shiggy and my hangover,
You know that I’ll be blaming you.
Warm, touching warm,
Reaching out, touching me, touching you (use hand motions and pretend to beat yourself and friends off).
Sweet hare of mine!
(Down! Down! Down!)
Your trails have never seemed so good
(So Good! So Good! So Good!)
I’ve been inclined,
To believe they never would.
