Offensive
To the tune of “Kokomo”
Such a beautiful girl
And your shorts are on so tight
That when you stand just right I can see it all
When you’re on the trail
And your shorts are soaking wet
I see a fuzzy silhouette when I look down below
I see your camel toe
Your biscuit, beavage
I see your Hoover cleavage
Your monkey, your muffin
You ain’t hiding nothing
Your coochie, your snapper
You’re showing off your flapper
It’s your camel toe
It looks so nice so baby let it show
Just like a pink taco
I see your camel toe