Hash House H-A-R-R-I-E-R

To the tune of “I Am A C-H-R-I-S-T-I-A-N”

I am a Hash
I am a Hash House
I am a Hash House H-A-R-R-I-E-R
There’s S-H-I-G-G-Y
In my H-E-A-R-T
I’ll drink B-E-E-R till the day I die!