Offensive
To the tune of "Cold As Ice” by Foreigner
By: One-Eyed and Game Ovary
You’re as cold as ice
You’re willing to sacrifice your butt
You never whistled twice
Someday you’ll pay the price on snow
You fucked up on trail
We’ve called you in for crimes
Pull down your shorts and show us your behind
You never found marks
You got lost on the way
Get ready to drink when you head us say
Down down down down down down down…
