To the tune of the chorus of Rule Britannia.

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam,
Five Chinese crackers up your ass go
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
Four Chinese crackers up your ass go
BANG, BANG, BANG, BANG

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
Three Chinese crackers up your ass go
BANG, BANG, BANG

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
Two Chinese crackers up your ass go
BANG, BANG

Rule Britannia, marmalade and jam
One Chinese cracker up your ass goes
BANG

(Drink it down…)