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To the tune of Joy to the World

Joy to the girls,
Of (kennel name) Hash.
Your presents in my pants,
Now won’t you just unwrap it,
Now bitch better get to lappin it,
Repeat that bobbing stroke,
Repeat that bobbing stroke,
Repeat repeat until you choke.

Joy to the girls,
I’ve finally cum,
A past time I enjoy.
Now get your shrivelled beanie,
Up off my fucking weenie,
And call yourself a cab,
And get me one more beer,
And remember you’re doing it again next year!