To the tune of "Gaston" from Beauty and the Beast
No one…
Fucks like your mom,
No one sucks like your mom,
No one gives it away for five bucks like your mom,
And yes she’s the best when she’s fornicating,
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!
No one…
Sounds like your mom,
No one pounds like your mom,
No one swallows the cum of hash hounds like your mom,
And fucking her’s simpler than masturbating,
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!
No one…
Creams like your mom,
No one screams like your mom,
No one fucks like the whore of my dreams like your mom,
You can pick any hole she won’t keep you waiting,
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!
No one…
Licks like your mom,
No one’s sick like your mom,
No one fills up her cunt with those dicks like your mom,
You can shit on her tits it’s humiliating,
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!
No one…
Sluts like your mom,
No one struts like your mom,
No one takes it all night in the butt like your mom,
She’s a tramp and a champ when she’s copulating,
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!
No ones legs spread like your mom.
No one gives head like your mom
No one gets nasty and pisses the bed like your mom.
Her golden showers are so moisturizing…..
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!!
No ones sweet like your mom
No one gets beat like your mom.
No one swallows 12 inches of meat like your mom.
Her black eyes are so captivating….
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!
No one dies like your mom
attracts flies like your mom
Has squishy fuck holes for eyes like your mom.
I’m friends with jack so there is no cremating……..
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!
No one grabs puss like your mom,
Has a bush like your mom.
One that wraps right round to her tush like your mom.
Her hairy gash is so titillating…..
Oh everyone’s fucking your mom!!
