To the tune of "Eye of the Tiger"

Checked the marks; Went through shiggy,
Did my time, found the powder.
Found a bad trail, but I’m not gonna stop.
Just a man and his need for on-on!

So many times I’m *unning too fast,
You change your passion for down-downs.
Don’t lose traditions from the hash of the past,
You must *un just to keep them alive.

It’s the eye of the hasher,
It’s the thrill of the search.
Rising up to the challenge of the patches,
And the last F-R-B stalks the pack in full-moon,
And he’s watching us all with the,
Eeeeyyyye. Of the hasher.