Offensive

To the tune of "Stuck in the Middle with You"

Well I don’t know how he got here tonight.
He turned left when he should’ve turned right.
He’s so drunk he nearly fell off his feet,
and he barely made it down the last street.

Wankers to the left of me racists to my right,
here I am stuck in the circle with you.

Well I don’t know why he’s being accused.
He already drank up half of the booze.
And he’s getting all the lyrics wrong.
To his favorite hashing song.

Eat bite fuck suck gobble nibble chew,
Here I am stuck in the circle with you.