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Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all! Offensive

Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all!

  • July 28, 2021July 23, 2022
  • by [email protected]

I want to be the best patch whore
Like no hasher ever was
Left my dig-nity behind
To raise money for every cause
I will travel across the camp
Searching for patches and beer
“Hey you with that, flogger there
Would you like to spank my rear?”
Hey patch whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
Now challenge me!
I’ll add it to my Happi!
Hey, Patch Whores!
Oh, is that Malort?
*drinks from bottle*
Hey, Patch Whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
It comes in bluuuuue?
Of course I want that one too!
You trade me
And I’ll trade you
Heeeeey, Patch Whores!
Gotta collect’em all!
Gotta collect’em all!
Hey Patch Whores!

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Patch Whore! Gotta collect them all!
By Road Head with additions by The Sorting Rack

Oops I Did It Again Offensive

Oops I Did It Again

  • July 28, 2021July 23, 2022
  • by [email protected]

I think I did it again
I made you believe that trail was 3 miles-miles-miles
RU Hound
It might seem like true trail
But it doesn’t mean, that you haven’t been fucked
Cause to lose all signs of flour
That is just a real shitty hare
RU RU Hound

Oops I did it again the dollops were small,
You got lost on trail
RU RU Hound
Oops, you think you found trail,
But it was just sheetrooooooock
I’m just a shitty hare

You see my problem is this
I scout trail online
Without ever setting foot on the streets
I cry when there’s a fence
Blocking my way, have to go around
So then trail turns into 5 or 6
That is just a real shitty hare
RU RU Hound

Oops I did it again
The marks are all gone, I ran out of flour
RU RU Hound
Oops you think you found trail
But it was just birrrrrrd shit
I’m just a shitty hare

Oops I, did it again to the pack
Got lost, on my shitty trail
Oops you think that my trail really suuuuuucked
I’m just a shitty hare

Oops I did it again the dollops were small,
You got lost on trail
RU RU Hound
Oops, you think you found trail,
But it was just sheetrooooooock
I’m just a shitty hare

Oops I did it again
The marks are all gone, I ran out of flour
RU RU Hound
Oops you think you found trail
But it was just birrrrrrd shit
I’m just a shitty hare

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