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What’s A Girl Gotta Do
What’s a girl gotta do to get a dick in this town
Don’t wanna be alone till the sun goes down
Just a salty something to put my mouth around
What’s a girl gotta do to get a dick in this town
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Lady Heaven
Baby you’re all that I want
When I’m laying here on your dick
I find it hard to believe
You jizzed on meeeeeee
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Road Head Again
Road Head again
I just can’t wait to give Road Head again
Hairy balls tick’lin my chin
I just can’t wait to give Road Head again!
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Let It Go
Let it go, Let it go
We can tell you’ve had enough
Let it go, Let it go
Why don’t you shut the fuck up
I don’t care what you’re going to say
Let the hashers driiiink
Get out of my circle right away
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Cock Gobbler
Cock Gobbler, God damn fucking slut
Her job is my job too
Whenever we go out
The hashers always shout
There goes Cock Gobbler
God Damn fucking slut
Gah gah gah gah gah gah gah!!
Cock Gobbler, God damn fucking slut
Her tits are my tits too
Whenever we go out
The hashers always shout
There goes Cock Gobbler
God Damn fucking slut
Gah gah gah gah gah gah gah!!
Alternate verses with:
Her throat is my throat too
Her ass is my ass too
Her cunt is my cunt too
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You’re a Shitty Hare
We wanted to find flour and chalk
But lost on your trail
It said you’ve been fucked
It sucked
It sucked
We wanted to drink Magic Hat
But lost on your trail
We settled for Pabst
It sucked
It sucked
You’ve gotta hold on to the drink that you’ve got
It doesn’t make a difference if it’s beer or a shot
This is for the tit checks you forgot on trail
Your drinking a lot
Whoa-oh there’s no flour out there
whoa-oh you’re a shitty hare
Take some flour and use it on trail
Whoa-oh you’re a shitty hare
(High-pitched) You’re a shitty hare!
Down down down down down down down
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Nothin’ for Hashmess
Nothing for Hashmas
I set a trail that went nowhere
Hashers are pissed with me
I ran out of chalk and I don’t care
Hashers are pissed with me
I put 10 step ups on false trails,
skipped on my posted bail
I really should be in jail,
Hashers are pissed with me
Oh! I’m getting nothin’ for Hashmess
All of the Hashers are mad
I’m getting nothin for Hashmess
Cause I ain’t been nothin but bad!
I fart in circle every night
Hashers are pissed with me!
I’m digitizin’ left and right
Hashers are pissed with me!
I ate all of the ripple chips
Tripped the RA, broke his hip
Bit a Hash girl on the lip
Hashers are pissed with me!!
Oh! I’m getting nothin’ for Hashmess
All of the Hashers are mad
I’m getting nothin for Hashmess
Cause I ain’t been nothin but bad!
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This hand is your hand
This hand is your hand
This gland is my gland
So rub it slowly
To make my thing stand
Let’s play forever
We’ll cum together
Your hand was made to stroke my gland
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Your Mom
No one sucks like your mom
Takes a nut like your mom
Lines up ten guys and licks all their butts like your mom
As a specimen yes she’s a semen gobbler
My what a slut is your mom!
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Yo ho Yo ho Yo ho (Pirate Song)
I put my hand upon her toe
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her toe
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her toe
She said hey hasher you’re way too low
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her knee
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her knee
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her knee
She said hey hasher quit teasing me
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her thigh
She said hey hasher you’re way to shy
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her tit
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her tit
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her tit
She said hey hasher quit squeezing it
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her twat
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her twat
Yo ho yo ho
I put my hand upon her twat
She said hey hasher now that’s the spot
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
I put my dick inside her mouth
Yo ho yo ho
I put my dick inside her mouth
Yo ho yo ho
I put my dick inside her mouth
She said (incoherent mumbling)
Get in get out
Quit fucking about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
Yo ho yo ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
Yo ho yo ho
And now she lies in a wooden box
From sucking too many hasher’s cocks
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
We dig her up every now and then
Yo ho yo ho
We dig her up every now and then
Yo ho yo ho
We dig her up every now and then
We fucked her once we’ll fuck her again
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
And now she’s gone but not forgotten
Yo ho yo ho
And now she’s gone but not forgotten
Yo ho yo ho
And now she’s gone but not forgotten
We fucked her live we’ll fuck her rotten
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho
The worms have eaten her through and through
Yo ho yo ho
The worms have eaten her through and through
Yo ho yo ho
The worms have eaten her through and through
What the hell more holes to screw
Get in get out
Quit fuckin about
Yo ho yo ho yo ho