Offensive
The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphinx’s posterior orifice
Is filled with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile.
Singing rub-titty-rub-titty-titty-rub
rub-titty-rub-titty-yeah
rub-titty-rub-titty-titty-rub
The assholes are here to stay
Offensive
Chorus:
Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best
(Shag a wallaby)
Bestiality’s best boys, bestiality’s best
Have a shag with a stag boys, have a shag with stag,
(Shag a wallaby)
Have a shag with a stag boys, have a shag with stag
Chorus
Alternative verses:
Change your luck with a duck, Chuck
A camel’s a hell of a lay, Kay
A moose is no bloody use, Bruce
You can shoot your load in a toad, dude
A rhino’s a hell of a treat, Pete
A mongoose is no piece of cake, Jake
You can come again in a hen, men
You can stuff your log in a frog, boys
You can stick your pole in a mole, Cole
Put your log up a dog, Claude