I’ll Be Hare for You

So no one told you you were going to hare today (clap clap clap),
The other hare got lost and drunk along the way.
I’ve already covered for you twice this year,
And after I get back from laying trail, I’m drinking your beer!
I’ll be hare for you,
With boob checks galore.
I’ll be hare for you,
Because your virgin’s a whore.
I’ll be hare for you,
And then I’ll drink your beer too.
Down, down, down, down.