Offensive
From the hole in my dear mother’s womb,
Came a sorry prick like me.
I have fucked the cunt of cattle,
And a hairy chimpanzee.
First to find the bright red condom,
Keep up on her till she screams.
I am proud to wear the title,
Of a hashing sex machine!
Offensive
Off we go,
Into the hot vagina.
Wiggling our tails,
Looking for eggs.
Some of us will,
bounce off her tonsils.
Some of us will,
drip down her legs.
I’m the one,
that found the hole in the condom.
Finally,
Reaching my goal!
This must,
Be it!
Oh no it’s shit,
He stuck it up the Hershey hole!
Offensive
Asshole!
Asshole!
A soldier I will be!
To piss!
To piss!
Two pistols on my knee!
For Cunt! (Whose cunt?)
For Cunt! (Her cunt)
For country of the free!
Asshole, asshole, asshole, asshole
A soldier I will be!