To the tune of La Marseillaise, the French anthem.

A Frenchman went to the lavatory,
To have a jolly good shit, (shit!, shit!)
He took his coat and his trousers off,
So that he could revel in it, (it!, it!)
But when he reached for the paper,
He found that someone had been there before,

“Ou est le papier?
Ou est le papier?
Monsieur, monsieur, je fait manure.

Ou est le papier?”