Offensive

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Father Abraham fucked seven pigs
Seven pigs fucked Father Abraham
And he never laughed,
And he never smiled,
All he did was go like this:

With the left… (left arm)

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With the left…
With the right… (right arm)

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With the left…
With the right…
With the left… (left leg)

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With the left…
With the right…
With the left…
With the right… (right leg)

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With the left…
With the right…
With the left…
With the right…
And an ooh… (head and torso forward)

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With the left…
With the right…
With the left…
With the right…
And an ooh…
And an aah… (head back and hips forward)

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With the left…
With the right…
With the left…
With the right…
And an ooh…
And an aah…
And an aaaaaaaaah! (bend forward)

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Glory glory hallelujah