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To the tune of Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer

Rudolph the gayest reindeer,
Had a very shiny chin,
Cuz when he blew old Santa,
Santa’d cum again and again.

All of the other reindeer,
Used to laugh and call him gay,
Rudolph just smiled and puckered,
Cuz he was riding in the sleigh.

Then one horny Christmas Eve,
Rudolph porked Mrs. Claus,
Santa found out and kicked him out,
Saying how I’ll miss those jaws.

All of the other reindeer,
Laughed at Santa as he cried,
They knew what Santa didn’t,
Rudolph always had been Bi.