Offensive
To the tune of Santa Claus is Coming to Town
Oh you better beware,
It could be your turn.
You better prepare,
To be showered with sperm.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
He’s got a trenchcoat,
‘Cause he’s wearing no pants.
He’ll bugger you good,
If you give him a chance.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
He’ll seize you when you’re sleeping,
He’ll fuck you wide-awake.
He’ll leave you wet and dripping,
So lock your door, for goodness sakes!
He’s got a big fist
And jerking it twice,
He’ll pop a big load,
That’s his favorite vice.
Santa Claus is cummin’ on you!
