To the tune of Part Of This World

Look at this stuff,
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think her collection’s complete?
Wouldn’t you think she’s a Harriet,
The Harriet who has everything?
Look at this trove,
Butt Plugs untold,
How many wonders can one anus hold?
Lookin’ around here you’d think,
(Sure) she fucks everything.
She’s got gag balls and chokers aplenty,
She’s got dildos and butt plugs galore.
(You want slob on your knob?
She’s got plenty.)
But who cares?
No big deal,
I want more.

I want to be where the shiggy is,
I want to see,
want to see ‘some rashes’.
Walkin’ around on those,
(Whad’ya call ’em?) oh – feet.
Flippin’ your fins you don’t get too far,
Legs are required for jumpin’, dancin’.
Strollin’ along down a,
(What’s that word again?) street.
Up where they walk,
Up where they run,
Up where they stay all day in the sun.
Wanderin’ free,
Wish I could be,
Part of that world.

What would I give,
If I could live,
Outta these waters?
What would I pay,
To spend a day,
Warm on the sand?
Betcha on land,
They understand,
Bet they don’t reprimand their daughters.
Bright young women,
Sick o’ swimmin’,
Ready to stand.
And ready to know what the people know,
Ask ’em my questions,
And get some answers.
What’s a fire and why does it,
(What’s the word?) burn?
When’s it my turn?
Wouldn’t I love,
Love to explore that shore above?
Out of the sea,
Wish I could be,
Part of that world.