To the tune of "Part Of This World"
Look at this hash
Isn’t it neat?
Wouldn’t you think our collections complete
Wouldn’t you think we’re the ones, the ones who have everyone
We’ve Jizzy’s and Jizzl’s a’pllenty
We got Tables and Toppers galore
And vagina names? We’ve got 20
But who cares, no big deal, we want more
Out where we run, out where we walk, following trails of flower and chalk
Beer on your dome, soon you’ll call KAWH3 Home
What would you pay, if you could play, with all these dickheads
What would you give if you could live like a heathen
Muggles on land, don’t understand
They want to, repremand us hashers
But we’re hashers, so you bastards, are you on-on
You’re ready to know what these wankers know
You’ve got questions, S.A.D.’s my answer
Like who am I, and why won’t I, shut the fuck up
Fill up your cup
Don’t you dare frown
Cause you’re about to do a down down
And when you’re done
You will become
Part of our hash
