To the tune of "And So This is Christmas"

And so this is hashmas
And a happy new year
Get drunk in a punch up
And get socked in the ear.

And so this is hashmas
With a wink and a leer
Let’s eat too much turkey
And drink lots of beer.

And so this is hashmas
No need to look glum
You’ll drink too much whisky
And fall on your bum.