To the tune of 'On top of Old Smokey'

Not far from Auld Reekie
All covered in mud
I went on a hash run
I was in the skud
The polis came runnin’
But couldnae catch me
They were right scunnered
But I am still free
OnOn to the beer check
To down a good dram
I do love my hashing
But now I must scram!