To the tune of "My Sharona"

Ooo you make my sinus run, My sinus run,
Fever of a 1-0-1. My Corona

When I’m in a public place, I mask my face. I’m Chicago’s newest case. My Corona

Hands are never clean. Quarantined. Failed my viral screen. Got my fever up. Facial touch, Now I’m gonna just Die-ie-ie-ie Achoooo M-m-m-my Corona.