Melody - Oklahoma!

Oklahoma!
where the beer and water taste the same
it’s three point two, but hey! f*** you
we’ll drink twice as much so don’t complain Oklahoma!
where my harriette and I
lay trail with chalk
and see small cocks
As we watch nice titties bouncing by
‘Cause we know we belong to the land
And the Wee Hee will drink ’til we can’t stand
So when I saaay!
Down! Down, down, down, down, down, down!
We know you’re saying, you’re f***ing drunk
Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
O! – K! – L! – A! – H! – O! – M! – A!
Oklahoma! ok…

Alternative version, with the death of near beer in OK:

Oklahoma!
Where the beer’s no longer three point two
And now you may scoff
But hey, fuck off!
We’ll still drink twice as much as you!
Oklahoma!
where my harriette and I
lay trail with chalk
and see small cocks
As we watch nice titties bouncing by
‘Cause we know we belong to the land
And the Wee Hee will drink ’til we can’t stand
So when I saaay!
Down! Down, down, down, down, down, down!
We know you’re saying, you’re f***ing drunk
Oklahoma! Oklahoma!
O! – K! – L! – A! – H! – O! – M! – A!
Oklahoma! ok…