There’s a bear in the deep dark woods
Yogi, Yogi
There’s a bear in the deep dark woods
Yogi, Yogi Bear
Yogi, Yogi Bear
Yogi, Yogi Bear
There’s a bear in the deep dark woods
Yogi, Yogi Bear
Yogi has a little friend
Boo Boo, Boo Boo
Yogi has a little friend
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Yogi has a little friend, Boo Boo, Boo Boo Bear
Boo Boo Bear has no teeth
Gummy, Gummy
Boo Boo Bear has no teeth
Gummy, Gummy Bear
Boo Boo’s only three feet tall
Yogi, Yogi
Boo Boo’s only three feet tall
Yogi’s a lucky bear
Additional verses: Yogi has a girlfriend (Cindy)
Cindy likes it on the ice (Polar)
Cindy likes it up the ass (Brown Bear)
Cindy likes it on the ice (Polar)
Cindy has a shaven snatch (Grizzly)
Cindy likes it in the dark (Black Bear)
Cindy likes it upside down (Koala)
Yogi has a cheesy dick (Camem — Camenbear)
Yogi likes to roll his own (Smokey)
Cindy’s white and Yogi’s black (Panda)
Yogi has a twelve-inch cock (Lucky)
Boo Boo says he has one too (Liar)
Cindy Bear likes lingerie (Teddy)
Cindy’s in the NRA (Right to — Right to Bear)
Cindy Bear has double Ds (More than — More than I can bear)
Cindy likes menage a trois (Boo Boo — Boo Boo’s a lucky bear)
Conclusion: Yogi Bear has HIV
Dying, dying
Yogo Bear has HIV
Dying, dying bear
Dying, dying bear
Dying, dying bear
Yogo Bear has HIV
Dying, dying bear