Offensive

The sexual life of the camel
Is stranger than anyone thinks
At the height of the mating season
He tries to bugger the Sphinx
But the Sphinx’s posterior orifice
Is filled with the sands of the Nile
Which accounts for the hump on the camel
And the Sphinx’s inscrutable smile.

Singing rub-titty-rub-titty-titty-rub
rub-titty-rub-titty-yeah
rub-titty-rub-titty-titty-rub
The assholes are here to stay