To the tune of "We are the Champions" by Queen

I’ve paid my dues,
Been lost out on trail,
I’ve lost my beer,
So I’m gonna wail.

And bad mistakes,
I’ve made a few,
I’ve hit my share of falsies and backchecks,
But I’ve come through!

Chorus:
We are the hashers, my friends,
And we’ll keep on hashing ’til the end.
We are the hashers,
We are the hashers,
No time for back checks,
‘Cause we are the hashers of the world!

I was frb,
And now dfl,
That back check got me lost and everything that goes with it,
Til I found you all.
The trail’s been no bed of roses,
No pleasure cruise,
I consider it a challenge before the whole drunken race,
And I ain’t gonna lose

Chorus